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Only in India…

by Emily E

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India is everything. It’s big, filthy, crowded, frustrating, scary, bizarre, colorful, exciting, fun, friendly and the experience of a lifetime.

But it isn’t for everyone. At times it can be excruciatingly difficult to navigate and it’s all too easy to make mistakes.

Once you get the hang of it though, it could be one of the most incredible places you’ll ever visit.

As you get to know India you’ll soon experience things that could happen only here, Only in India, and here are 50 of them:

ONLY IN INDIA…

1) Do you have to watch for trucks, rickshaws, cars, busses and livestock when crossing the road.

2) Will a local in a business suit pretend to be homeless when he catches sight of you.

3) Does your hiking guide offer you a joint.

4) Can you bargain for absolutely everything; hotel, rickshaws, souvenirs, meals…

5) Will you be woken up a sleeper train to someone intentionally sitting on your feet.

6) Do beggars curse you for not giving them money.

7) Can you hitchhike for several hours in a military vehicle (with soldiers who will want your photo at the end of the journey).

Only in India is your only breakfast option a spicy one: Buttered chapati, curry, and spicy beans near Jodhpur, Rajasthan.

8) Will the monkeys attack you if you don’t surrender your food.

9) Will you see a cow and a dog feasting on the same pile of trash.

10) Will you see a butcher sitting on his bloody counter reading a newspaper.

11) Will you have to protect your street food from meandering goats.

12) Will you see a dog napping in the middle of a road full of traffic.

13) A cow might wander into a store.

14) Can you witness a turf war between cows and dogs.

15) Can you ride on top of a bus (but watch out for tree branches)!

Only in India will the monkeys attack if you don’t feed them: Udaipur, Rajasthan.

16) Will you run into travelers you met months before at a bizarre naked dance show.

17) Can you attend a religious festival and see animals get their heads chopped off.

18) Can you crash a wedding and become the guest of honor.

19) Will people plead with you to take photos of them with your camera – just to see how it looks.

20) Can you watch the guards on the Pakistani border do a funny dance as they close the crossing for the night.

21) Will you end up sunbathing next to cows.

22) Will you get covered in rainbow powders at any public festival.

23. Can you eat street food wrapped in discarded newspapers.

24) Can you go from dripping sweat in tropical desert heat to freezing cold in mountainous forests (all in one day).

Only in India can you star in a real-life Bollywood film: Bollywood film-set, Mumbai.

25) Do people sit on luggage racks on trains.

26) Will your seat mate on the train pull your headphones out of your ears to listen to your music.

27) Can you pay five times as much to enter an attraction as a local.

28) Will you find yourself swimming next to dead bodies.

29) Will you find that all your breakfast options are spicy or fried.

30) Could you spend more than 24 hours on a train.

31) Can you blatantly cut most lines just for being a woman and/or a foreigner.

32) Will you be woken up on a sleeper train by a clapping transvestite demanding money.

Only in India do religious festivals involve pink powder fights: temple festival, Udaipur, Rajasthan.

33) Can three dollars get you a night at a decent hotel.

34) Will an Indian show you a book of written recommendations from other tourists to coerce you into buying something.

35) Will you find marijuana growing like weeds by the side of the road.

36) Can you see someone carrying their day’s harvest on their head.

37) Can you catch sight of an entire family (parents, children, grandparents) all on one motorcycle.

38) Will you be told not to worry, chicken curry.

39) Can you look up at anytime to find at least one person taking a photo of you on their phone.

40) Can you have your laundry done by someone beating it against a rock in a river.

Only in India can you go from desert heat to forest freeze in one day: sand dunes in the Thar Desert, Rajasthan.

41) Can you watch an elephant get a sponge bath.

42) Can you cross a river on a canoe filled with people, one of them sitting on his motorcycle.

43) Can you rent a motorbike without a driver’s license for less than two dollars a day.

44) Will you get laughed at when you ask for a helmet.

45) Will a family ask you to hold their baby for a photo.

46) Will you get asked if you are a celebrity that doesn’t look anything like you.

47) Will you be invited to star in a Bollywood film.

48) Does a side-to-side head wobble mean yes, no and maybe.

49) Will you find someone napping on a table in their chai shop.

50) Will you find yourself climbing over sleeping employees to get to your room.

What other Only in India experiences would you add? Let me know in the comments and on Twitter at #onlyinindia.

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Main photo: Only in India do people plead with you to take photos of them with your camera: Pushkar, Rajasthan.

All photos: Author’s own.

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8 comments… read them below or Add a Comment

Akash Sharma

Bit of an idiotic and patronising list.
No mention of the the fact that only in India will you find:
- a monument dedicated to love
- strangers welcome you into their houses
- with all the poverty in the country the poor can still smile
- muslims, christians, hindus and bhuddists live side by side
- over 200 different spoken languages
- you can travel for cross country without the reliance on your car or an airplane
- the elderly are shown respect and not put into ‘old peoples homes’

Angela

I thought this was a fun list, but it bothered me that you called it “Only in India”. I’ve never been to India, but I’ve experienced a number of these things in other countries.
This also applies to the additions but Akash:
-”muslims, christians, hindus and bhuddists live side by side” in Singapore, and some other countries I’m sure…
- There’s also “a monument dedicated to love” in Lima, Peru.
I could go on….

Satu

A nice list, and covers a lot of India experiences, although lots of these things apply to many, many other countries too.

Anji

Some of these things make me laugh…especially the slepper class train ride! It just is so crowded and surreal that it becomes funny! It is truly one country I love.

Andy

I understand why ‘Only in India’ would be a far more effective title than ‘Not only in India but also in some other countries’ but for what it’s worth Africa will provide you with a huge proportion of the above plus its own variations. I have for example only ever seen someone sleeping on a bicycle (with their feet on the ground) at a traffic intersection in Africa. In Guinea Bissau, to be precise. A few more: it is considered rude to answer in the negative in many African countries so you need to pose questions carefully. ‘Bushmeat’ is used to describe wild rat, not sure it makes it more tempting. And best of all, if a guy is off to visit the men’s room and wants to tell you that he will soon return, he will use the classic phrase “I am going to urinate and come” in Ghana. LOL I miss the place!

kuku1

Only In India the food is often tastier on a highway truck stop(dhaba) than an expensive city restaurant.
Only In India when you visit someone total stranger,they won’t let you leave without eating or drinking something,maybe just a cup of tea.

Fiona

Haha, as someone who spent there 2 years, I love this list! Esp #5 and #48, randomly.

Rishabh

The article is only good for a smirk. Naive and misleading.

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