Which Famous Adventurer Are You?

You are setting off on your adventure, how do you prepare and travel?

I prepare in the usual fashion, I make a list, gather companions and guides, and I make sure our party has enough supplies and tools for the journey.
I beat up a few people for information, and then my preferred method of travel is via a red line moving across a 2D map.
My companions and I travel either on foot with ample supplies, or upon the backs of beasts of burden.
I don't prepare much, I just make sure I have Swiss Army knife and duct tape, and I travel by trusty jeep (which I built myself from things I found in the garden).
I like to travel with 8 of my friends; we generally pack stuff like - amongst other things - a bow and an axe.

You arrive at one of the destinations on your adventure, what's the first thing you do?

Check out local haunts and streets for any information and secure a safe place to stay for the night.
I steal a car belonging to a Nazi and drive off into the distance, on my way to beat up people for information. Better make sure my hat doesn't come off.
Barter for additional supplies from the marketplace and garner information from backstreet peddlers.
I assemble a makeshift hut from paperclips and toilet roll; it will serve as lodging for the duration of my stay.
My companions take care of the complicated things, I run and hide in a corner, crying.

You're checking out a local drinking establishment because...Well...That's what adventurers do. How do you go about it?

Ask around in a civil, polite manner, to not raise suspicions.
I somehow start a brawl whilst attempting to find something out, this leads to the arrival of Nazis and the whole place bursts into flames for absolutely no reason at all.
I make my presence known. I stab the nearest person in the face. Also, my incredible physique garners enough attention in itself.
Glancing around the bar, I take an empty glass, the barman's shoelaces and part of a nearby calculator and build a crude lie-detector, which I then use on the most suspicious-looking patron. The secrets flow from him like so much wine.
Of course, I order a drink. The glass it comes in is twice the size of my head. Delicious!

You find a map which may or may not be the poorly-drawn work of a child.

This is what I've been looking for! Now the adventure can truly begin.
The traps were a challenge to navigate, but at last my search is bearing fruit. The rising tone of the orchestral soundtrack indicates I've found a valuable clue.
I pray to Crom, so that he may grant me my vengeance. I shall bathe in the blood of my enem- wait, what's this about a map?
The map I have constructed from my own skin, blood and fecal matter will serve its purpose. It is a perfect copy of the map held by my nemesis.
The map is a lie, a clever ruse on the part of our enemies, designed to waylay us. Our leader tells us to ignore it and to continue towards the mountain, our final destination.

I successfully negotiate my own release. The natives here are simple and I manage to convince them that I have celestial powers through a series of ingenious tricks.
I loosen my bonds (a talent I've had many a chance to practice) and commence my escape from imprisonment. The background music changes accordingly.
I stab everyone in the face. Break some stuff. Stabby stabby, breaky breaky.
Using part of my restraints and some straw from my cell, I manufacture an explosive device to free myself.
If my friends don't rescue me through a series of unlikely circumstances (as is often the case), then I shall have to summon up what little courage I have and act on my own for a change.

You find the ancient lost treasure. Congratulations!

But now we are trapped in the treasure chamber. It will take some luck to escape from this one!
It shall accompany me home. It belongs in a museum!
I place the crown on my head. Now that I am king and have my vengeance, I shall strive to bring peace to the land, even if I have to stab some people in order to do it.
I fashion the treasure into an airplane using some candle wax and a packet of mints I had in my pocket. I'll be home in no time.
I throw the treasure into some nearby lava, destroying it. Hoorah, the world is saved!

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